Inflammatory Headline Stating Car Company A/Country A Sucks/Will Never Compare To Car Company B/Country B Automotive Products

"ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)" (adabofoppo) 12/22/2013 at 21:39 • Filed to: Front Page This!

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Controversial opinion stated as fact. Words words words words words.

Paragraph one trying to build solid foundation for controversial opinion. More words. Supporting words. Example of target product lameness. Evidence of competing product superiority.

Paragraph two further building case for inferiority of target product. More opinion as evidence. Another even more damning example of target product inferiority/competing product superiority; appealing to emotions using distant relatives/acquaintances/pets and some tragic event occurring in inferior target product.

Paragraph three ties all the opinions together, building a solid foundation of opinion/anecdotal evidence/BS to support initial inflammatory statement.

Intersperse with pictures showing target product in bad light. Bonus points if photos are taken out of context.

pdthedeuce > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 21:45

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repeat ... repeat ... and repeat ...

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 21:49

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The difference is if one is talking about 1970s and 1980s GM.

But that's the fault of Roger Smith. Taking parts sharing to the level of badge-engineering-as-an-artform does take some skill.

Along with the Olds 350 LF9 diesel V8.

#JustSayin

Tyler's SVT Focus Hates Him > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 21:50

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Insulting accusation of cognitive deficiency, liberally interspersed with swear-words. Sophomoric questioning of your sexuality, followed by the implication that you're too feminine to drive the thing you attack. Throw in a straw-man argument comparing two completely different things, neither of which relate to the topic you posted about, and an insult that you even considered this post to begin with. Finish post with a suggestion to sodomize yourself.

For Sweden > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 21:55

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A correction of your grammar

feather-throttle-not-hair > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 21:58

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ARGUMENT! Accusations of fascism! Hurt feelings! Ridiculous assertions!

Eventual comparison to 20th century German dictator!

Smug insult.

feather-throttle-not-hair > For Sweden 12/22/2013 at 21:59

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Lol. Comic gold.

PanchoVilleneuve ST > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:05

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Non-sequitur dismissal image.

Biased Plies > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:06

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Funny, but this is far more structured than anything His Stigless comes up with, also far less biased than his work.

Tom McParland > For Sweden 12/22/2013 at 22:10

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Somewhat relevant meme that doesn't appear because Kinja

Tom McParland > For Sweden 12/22/2013 at 22:10

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Double post

Nibby > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:15

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Post shared by editor on front page.

Nibby > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:15

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Insert doge meme here

PRBot II > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:17

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Ahem...

Also,

Sales numbers

PR disaster from 15 years ago you apparently forgot about

What I see on the roads around where I live

Check and mate.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:19

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Random movie quote that has nothing to do with the conversation at hand.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > feather-throttle-not-hair 12/22/2013 at 22:22

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I believe the word you are looking for is butt-hurt.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 12/22/2013 at 22:22

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Additional quote from same film, confirming a shared taste in cinema and movie quotations.

Or...

Dismissal of comment based on hatred of said movie. Comments made about poor taste in films/questionable upbringing/sheltering by parents/wolves.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 12/22/2013 at 22:22

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Additional quote from same film, confirming a shared taste in cinema and movie quotations.

Or...

Dismissal of comment based on hatred of said movie. Comments made about poor taste in films/questionable upbringing/sheltering by parents/wolves.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PRBot II 12/22/2013 at 22:26

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Reply suggesting where to put all those chess pieces.

Declaration that I've tossed the table the chess board was setting on.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 12/22/2013 at 22:26

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Reciprocal accusation of butthurtedness!

Ambiguous insult/possible come-on!

Staunch denial of the latter.

EL_ULY > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:28

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All cars suck, all cars kickass :]

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:29

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Inappropriate and mostly irrelevant use of shibe speak.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > EL_ULY 12/22/2013 at 22:32

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Reply declaring wrongness of your thought process.

Comment about terribleness of product you are a fan of. Wish that previous comments have made you cry like a diminutive female child. Laughing at your expense for crying.

Further comment referencing Scott Tenorman Must Die episode of South Park.

Further laughing.

Aaron James > feather-throttle-not-hair 12/22/2013 at 22:40

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DO SOME EFFEN RESEARCH YOU (insert colorful nouns and adjectives here)

Alex Murel > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:43

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Wow

Such controversy

Much wrongness

Very argument

EL_ULY > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 22:46

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Like Youtube?
"BMW is the best because they are built with pride and precision and German engineering and for the Nurburgring and the Autobahn and racing heritage and 50/50 weight distribution, and German, and BMW and we Europeans want cars the can actually take corners not like American cars that all use leaf springs like a stage coach and Formula 1, Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson, and Europe, and German quality and German Nurburgring Engineering BMW!!!"

Your boy, BJR > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/22/2013 at 23:16

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Semi-relevant nonsense, followed by incredibly irreverent humor.

Wonders if I should finally make that write up about how my grandfather made me a gear head.

Doesn't.

Cry, get blackout drunk.

Wakes up tomorrow

lather

rinse

repeat

Manuél Ferrari > feather-throttle-not-hair 12/22/2013 at 23:22

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Blondes are better, brunettes are ugly!

No brunettes are better, blondes are ugly!

Blondes!

Brunettes!

...................

I dunno why everyone is so stuck in their ways. I love them both. And I love the best designed and built cars from all countries. If Sri Lanka made an awesome, affordable and reliable sports car tomorrow I would the first to sign up.

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/23/2013 at 01:03

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Yours is a more cogent argument of the ridiculousness I tried to indicate. Hopefully yours might stick.

Stef Schrader > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/23/2013 at 03:12

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Asserts all cars besides aircooled 911s are wrong.

Scratches bottom.

Leaves.

(Wait, I think this accurately describes most of my comments. Ever.)

DayWooTang > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/23/2013 at 06:01

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Party-vi > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/23/2013 at 08:44

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Generic mod post requesting reduction of fecal agitation in a circular motion.

m2m, apex detective > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/23/2013 at 20:50

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Desperate cry for attention with bonus link dropping, as I have also written an article on this ... read it on nonsuspiciousurl.tumblr.lel .